Ever wanted to see YOUR name in the credits??? Mar 15, 2010 17:04:13 GMT -5
Post by kevinstrange on Mar 15, 2010 17:04:13 GMT -5
If you're like me, then by now you're DYING to know when you can purchase this mega devestation to add to your ever expanding Hack Movies DVD collection am I right?!? Well, we're throwing something new at your bitch ass face pieces this time around Minions. You still get a few options to buy, but they're a tad different...
PRE-SALE OPTION 1:
First up is the most familiar way to buy. $12.99 gets you the SMOKE CHRISTMAS DVD piece, LOADED with special features including two Christmasy Commentaries, 5 behind the Smoke Featurettes, Outrageous outtakes and MORE, PLUS a second Hack Movies DVD of your choice ABSOLUTELY FREE!
PRE-SALE OPTION 2:
Here's where we throw you a curve ball Minions. Have you ever wished YOU could see your own name in the credits of a feature film?? Well. now's your chance! You see, Hack Movies is already in pre-production on our 7th feature film, the one A LOT of you have been wating YEARS for. That's right, we're FINALLY going to make IT CAME FROM MY PANTS, and now YOU CAN be a part of the magic!!! If you order SMOKE CHIRSTMAS for $19.99, we'll throw that extra money toward the budget of pants and add YOUR NAME to the PRODUCER credits of the film!! Just email us at email@example.com with your name EXATCLY how you want it in the credits, after you order your DVD. How dope is that shit? The best part? You still get that second hack movie FREE!
PRE-SALE OPTION 3:
There's a lot of you out there that will be dipping your balls into the Hack Movies soup for the first time with SMOKE CHRISTMAS. Maybe you don't know exactly where to start when it comes to picking up another flick, or maybe you have OCD and just HAVE TO BUY THE WHOLE COLLECTION! Well, we've got a 3rd pre-order option JUST FOR YOU! Get yourself hooked up with ALL SIX Hack Movies feature films for a mere $39.99! That's fourty bones for a 78 dollar value! That's how you buy on a budget minions!
Here's the trailer:
Here's a Teaser scene from the flick: